Order QR Code Decals for your bike via Stolen Bikes NOLa

How it works:

QR codes are a discrete way to put your contact information on your bike. The idea is that traditional “Property Of” markings will be removed or covered up by a thief before they sell it. By using an industrial quality QR code decal, the average thief will assume it is some advertisement for the manufacturer or just a decorative decal. In addition we provide 4 copies of your decal (with our standard $5 kit) so some can be placed in plain site and others hidden.

How exactly will this get my stuff back?:

This idea was developed for marking bicycles in New Orleans by “Stolen Bikes Nola Inc.”. The common scenario was that bikes were stolen and quickly resold or abandoned around town and picked up by the next rider to be used. The theft would be reported to the Stolen Bikes group but recovery would become problematic when the bike was not easily identifiable. Victims would even say, ” I see my bike down by Small Mart everyday but I can’t be sure it’s mine so there’s not much I can do”. The QR code label is not a perfect solution but it is an inexpensive way to mark your bike and simplify the recovery effort.

Source: Peninsula Business Forms | Order QR Code Decals

Walk In Large Groups, Residents Suggest

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http://videos.nola.com/times-picayune/2014/12/all_throughout_the_french_quar.html#incart_river

18-wheeler hits French Quarter home

In one 2-hour period today, a drunk driver hit and killed a pedestrian on Conti and this illegal 18-wheeler hit a house on Chartres. I might suggest that we get some traffic enforcement in the city?
18-wheeler hits French Quarter home.

Ferguson is not forgotten in French Quarter

Malcom, one of the organizers, led a group of about 100 protestors from the cathedral to the river amphitheater, where they stopped for speeches, and then marched to the 1st District Police Station and eventually staged what organizers called a “die-in” or “lie-in.” 

 

peaceful protests continue in French Quarter

Armed citizens form group to keep eye on French Quarter

Well, eyes on the street are one thing, but gun-toting citizens without any training or anyone to answer to are another thing. Let’s hope this is done with sensitivity and tact but I am not reading anything that tells me that is likely…
How about offering to fix streetlights or offering FQ shift workers scooter or pedicab rides to their cars?

Armed citizens form group to keep eye on French Quarter | New Orleans – WDSU Home.

Update
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