bonding versus bridging versus bug off

(I wrote this a few years back and always think of it during event season in New Orleans which is just beginning. If you go to the LPO, or a fundraiser at a private home, look for this behavior yourself to see if I am right.)

In many cases, hanging out in the French Quarter allows you to forge new relationships with people who you do not normally see like people from away, or rich folks, hustlers, delivery guys, strippers, musicians, artists. What is also true is that if you live there you can also engineer it to (purposefully) have little interaction with those unlike you.
I learn this when I go the events for the “haves” in the Quarter. Last night I attended the world premiere for 3 one-act plays of Tennessee Williams. The event was held at Southern Rep at the foot of Canal Street, high above the mean streets.
As I came in, an organizer asked me with a surprised note in their voice, ‘Oh, are you here for the world premiere?”
I answered in the affirmative with a smile that said of course you have to ask. They quickly recovered and all went swimmingly. Well, until I sat next to some people who gave me one of those thin smiles that say, “why, who you?” And then soon enough, they politely got up and  went to stand near other well-dressed people.
Maybe my taffeta rustled too loudly.
It is hopefully clear to you, dear reader that I am never well-dressed.

Don’t get me wrong-it wasn’t a wide empty swath around me, just chatty people known to each other who had little or no interest in actually making eye contact with those unknown.
And yet it was fun to listen and watch and not be “someone” or paired with someone who felt the need to nervously scan the room as they made innocuous talk as they realized they were standing back to back with Peggy Scott Laborde. That matters at TWLF by the way.
And I find some of those “haves” perfectly friendly who have made it to that group for good reason, through accomplishment.

Unfortunately though, they can also be one because they married it or bought it and then they wear it like armor.

In contrast, let’s see what the situation might be if you went to say, John Boutte’s show at dba Saturdays.
-The smiles are freely shared and if a regular has seen you more than once before somewhere it’s likely they will start a conversation to find out about you. Or if they are standing next to you, dancing to “At The Foot Of Canal Street.”  During the break and after the show, the musicians, including John, are hugging people, graciously meeting new converts and hanging about. The only thing off limits at those shows are the chairs that are commandeered as soon as the doors are opened. And the beer is excellent.
Chat or not, shared smiles notwithstanding, the TWLF world premiere food was good; the shrimp were only slightly flavored but the salmon was quite excellent. The champagne wasn’t the worst and they came to give more before we went in. All gratis, of course but you knew that.
Overheard:
“I couldn’t believe my eyes when the taxi stopped here…”
“That one is my most intellectual child…”
“Is this the Village People?” (gay friend joke)
“I did not read the synopsis. I left my glasses in the car. That’s fine.”
“Hello you!” (tone was clearly one of “I have no idea of your name, but let’s kiss and hug in case we are good friends.”)

After the first 2 of the 3 short pieces about people who retreat into illusion when unable to deal with the ugliness of reality, the organizers made an announcement as intermission began that the champagne glasses HAD needed  to go back to the bartenders before the “curtain” had gone up and now those glasses were to be delivered home. With a note in their voice that said, seriously, they may start charging us for the extra time, so PLEASE bring the glasses back out to the bar…
…Finally, I watched the female bar staff person come in and scour the theater as quickly as she could for the orphaned glasses, orphaned by those now standing outside in small, select groups who did not and do not ever hear the call that they should hand their glass back.
Moving fast, you knew when she finished she would go home and get off her feet while we went back to see the last piece about fragile people who talk in poetic sentences.

Lucky people.

Short-term rentals not all bad and not the real issue: Letter to council

Dear Councilmembers,

I wanted to share my thoughts on short-term rentals and on rental rights as a whole, even though I am unable to make the hearing.

First, I am a long-time renter in the city. I have been paying rent to various landlords since 1981 in downtown neighborhoods. Most of that time, I lived in the Quarter or in Mid City, and still live in the Quarter, as do other family members, who also rent. I have lived in cheap places well tended by the owners and in places badly maintained, interestingly those have often not been cheap!

How does this relate to your current issue of regulating short-term rentals?

Well, as you all know, we have had this issue in the Quarter for the better part of 3 decades, since the condo craze took hold in the mid 1980s. That era pushed out the diversity of residents, especially along Burgundy and Dauphine and led to too many short-term time-shares and too many empty corridors, which in turn led to more crime. Besides the loss of low-income housing in the Quarter (which was quite a blow to our working neighbors), the condos themselves were not the issue or even the time-sharing; the problem was the quantity of them and the complete lack of oversight and regulations on those condo owners which led to abuse.

People coming and going for short periods is not the issue as I see it; the issue is how many of them are in any one block and the level of owner responsibility of that space. I can walk you through the Quarter (as could almost any resident) and point out the lack of controls on many by showing you the many key locks hanging from the gates and the trash bags put outside illegally Monday morning. Still, many others are very well maintained, have regular residents in them and keep staff on hand for maintenance and cleaning. As in all things, the proper balance is the goal.

So I get the issue with short-term rentals, I do. I want to see some controls put in place that are workable for our overstressed City Hall but also want to encourage more residents both short-term and long-term in every neighborhood. Because let’s remember that short-term renters turn into long-term residents and even when they remain short-term renters, can be a boon to local businesses and added “eyes on the street.” I personally use airbnb when traveling across the US and as a single female, appreciate the chance to be in a neighborhood, live among residents and easily and safely reach neighborhood amenities. While there, I pick up trash, talk to neighbors and do other things as a short-term neighbor just as I would in my own.

In my mind, there are 2 systems of short term rentals: the “blighters” who leave key locks for folks to pick up their keys (not doing it in-person), rent to anyone with a buck and have numbers of short-term rentals in one area. (By the way, this does include university housing at times, which must also be under any short-term rental system created.)

The other system is responsible renters and homeowners who rent or sublease their place for extra income and want to be responsible and welcoming. And that group seems to be a significant amount of those using airbn no matter which set of skewed data one is using to analyze it.

We need a system to oversee both groups, linked by one transparent website but one with more detail than the current airbnb system. I believe that New Orleans can create a site that works with airbnb’s system but asks for added levels of transparency. With a small fee system per listing, a small, part-time staff can operate as the admin persons for the site.

Here are some of the added levels I would suggest:

  • Only one log in would be allowed per SS# and would also require a local mailing address, email and local phone number. All listings would have to be connected to verified logins.
  • For multiple listings, an added fee of 8% per listing will be added and go to the administering of the site. The 1099 for the listings issued by airbnb would be required to make payment. If someone does not submit a 1099 and pay the fee, the system sets a 2500.00 fine per listing.
  • In order to gain a new listing, the admin would review and that decision would be based on the number already on that city block, the number offered by the lister already and registered complaints against that lister.
  • For anyone renting one listing within their primary residence, they would pay an annual 2% fee.
  • To get the lower rate, a physical inspection would suffice for year one and then the 1099 for that listing would be submitted in future years along with their assessment paperwork or personal lease.
  • There should be an added review system for neighbors with a delay mechanism for the administrator to check on the veracity of that review before listing.
  • Additionally, fines can be levied for scofflaws, including noise or trash non-compliance with photos and signed affidavits from the accusers required.

Let’s also use this moment to realize that the issue with rentals is so much bigger than the current issue with short-term rentals: the lack of controls on affordability, proper maintenance and legal requirements being followed have been an issue for generations.

Let’s think about this; how can we encourage better relationships between responsible renters and landlords?

why not pursue tax credits for owners willing to offer rent-controlled apartments on upper floors of Canal Street or in certain areas of the city where grateful renters can balance out the short-term rentals or no residents?

Why not an increased homestead exemption (or assessment lowered) for homeowners offering 12 month or longer leases for a period of years?

Why not create a Rental Court for lease registrations and where issues of maintenance can be brought to a commission or a mediator? Fees from use of the system can pay for this and the online site (mentioned above) can be folded into this one.

What about encouraging shared housing? Plenty of buildings underused that could be easily turned into efficiencies with shared kitchens, using tex credits and city planning to encourage owners to develop these.

Clearly, what I hope for is a reasoned and inclusive response to the rental issue and hope that those railing against one website do not win. If they win by “outlawing” airbnb, the system will just move underground with more scofflaws taking advantage and the responsible homeowners giving up on being good hosts and landlords, short or long term.

http://thinkprogress.org/economy/2015/09/21/3703721/unaffordable-rent/

Jazz In The Park Thursday September 24

unnamed-14:00 to 5:00 Happy Hour featuring DJ and $3 beers & $5 mix drinks
5:00 to 6:15 The Free Agent Brass Band with Sudan Social Aide and Pleasure Club
6:15 to 6:30 Intermission Mixer featuring DJ RQAWAY
6:30 to 7:50 Russell Batiste and Friends featuring the Wild 
Tchoupitoulas Posse
7:50 to 8:05 Mixer DJ RQAWAT 

El Libre

I am loving living in the Quarter again with all of these great, small food places opening with caring owners and chefs on hand. Begone the cranky and overpriced run of the mill food and drink: bow down to Spitfire coffee, Meauxbar’s bistro, Cane and Table’s small plates, Vietnamese food at 9 Roses, authentic Cajun food and dancing with Mosquito Supper Club, traditional New Orleans cuisine at Kingfish (well, under opening chef Greg Sonnier that is- hope it is remains as good) and now Cuban food and cocktails. While you are there, look around and notice all of the lovely little shops selling handmade, local or beautiful items on Royal and Chartres. And for all of you who laugh behind your hands at all of the unfortunate crime news happening here (and everywhere), know that we are enjoying life and fun in the old city very well thank you.

http://www.nola.com/dining/index.ssf/2015/09/el_libre_new_cuban_cafe_opens.html#incart_m-rpt-2

Discussion: Making It in the Quarter: A Conversation with New Orleans Service Workers, Wednesday 6-8 pm

haiku about this evening:

Chris Owens club great
schmooze delay then dull talk why
humid walk home peeved

I appreciate the diversity of workers in the Quarter, but when organizing a talk about work and especially service workers, it’d be good to have people who have something to say about their nature of work in our city center. Author gave a good introduction, especially to his allegiance to the Quarter and to Bourbon, but in the short time I was there I didn’t get the impression that anyone understood what was being asked of them. Too bad- I had high hopes for the talk.

The multiple business owner was fine enough and seemed like the main person prepared to talk about what he did. The buggy driver gloried in her one note of being cynical about the city (“nothing’s gonna change ever”) which I can see is a useful mode for tips as a buggy persona but less so for discussion in front of locals interested in the topic of work. The waiter was quiet and seemed new to serving in the Quarter (and to being asked to talk frankly). And to listen to a concierge go on about the problem of crime and homelessness, lumping them together in her own ranting, suburban style was too much. Maybe she thought that was the point-if you don’t work, she doesn’t think you belong here. And that her international clients are important.

Couldn’t take anymore so didn’t even get to hear the gallery owners talk (neighbors of mine),  whose story seems interesting.

TL; DR: Too little free time to waste; back to work.

Source: Discussion: Making It in the Quarter: A Conversation with New Orleans Service Workers, Wednesday 6-8 pm

Diversity can happen in different ways

This is a shot of the daily bus pickup on Royal for the Little Red Schoolhouse (McDonogh 15) in proximity to the pride flags up in preparation for Southern Decadence 2015. That this school sits in the middle of 3 different parts of the Quarter is not noted enough: (1) the busy residential part of St. Philip which seems to have  many more full-time residents than many other parts of the Quarter (full disclosure: I spent my high school-aged years on St. Phil), (2) the business corridors of Bourbon and Royal, which means that the parents/kids and teachers have easy walking access to French Quarter Postal Emporium, CC’s coffeehouse, Matassa’s Grocery and assorted museums and (3) the gay community that the school borders on 2 sides. That isn’t even adding in the flow of millions of visitors or the illegal economy also interfacing with/bordering the school, sometimes negatively. I am constantly fascinated by the relationship of this school to the neighborhood and feel it is ripe for a social science study of mixed uses to gauge the level of a certain quality necessary to be present in abundance for a city or a neighborhood to be great: tolerance.
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Discussion: Making It in the Quarter: A Conversation with New Orleans Service Workers, Wednesday 6-8 pm

Our city thrives on the French Quarter, yet the people who make it run day to day–the bartenders, hotel staff, tour guides–are often overlooked. Join us for a panel discussion on what it takes to make it in the Quarter. Moderated by Aziza Bayou, the panel will feature mule carriage driver Sandra Holliman, Michelle Mueller of Jazzed Up Tours, an assistant manager at Banana Courtyard, a lead server from Brennan’s, artist Russell Gore, who sells his jewelry in the French Market, and Robert Watters, Director of the French Quarter Business Association.

  • Wednesday
    at 6:00pm – 8:30pm
  • Chris Owens Club

    500 Bourbon St, New Orleans, Louisiana 70130