(man and wife crossing street illegally in front of line of traffic) “Hey, I always have the right of way!”
(man and wife with ignored map in hand) “I’m sure we’ll just run into it”
“I don’t mind runnin’ ragged for 3 hours if I’m only workin 5 hour shifts”
(loud person on phone) “I’m down here scouting locations for a movie, so I got time…”
“If you want rock, you got to be prepared to take off your clothes.”
“I don’t understand the psychology of sleeveless shirts.”